Style over substance

The Russell Brand Show: 19th November 2007

1. Matt: Do you ever get scared in films?
2. Russ: No. Though I do cry...
3. Matt: Why do you cry? Because you're not in them?
4. Russ: "I can't possibly recieve an award for this!"
5. Matt: (crying) "Jim Carey again!"
6. Russ: "Oh, he's always in 'em! He was in Mask 1 and 2!"
7. Matt: "Matt Damon? I'm better than him!"
8. Russ: "Oh, this is ridiculous! Oh no, it's Jennifer Lopez!"
9. Matt: When your film's out will you go to the cinema in disguise at sit at the back going "Come on, you idiots! Watch it!"
10. Russ: "Come on! Focus! Why are you eating popperty-corn? Focus on the screen!"
11. Matt: Stand up and clap at the end. "Clap! Everybody clap!"
12. Russ: Yeah, I will do that.