The Russell Brand Show: 19th November 2007
Matt: Do you ever get scared in films?
Russ: No. Though I do cry...
Matt: Why do you cry? Because you're not in them?
Russ: "I can't possibly recieve an award for this!"
Matt: (crying) "Jim Carey again!"
Russ: "Oh, he's always in 'em! He was in Mask 1 and 2!"
Matt: "Matt Damon? I'm better than him!"
Russ: "Oh, this is ridiculous! Oh no, it's Jennifer Lopez!"
Matt: When your film's out will you go to the cinema in disguise at sit at the back going "Come on, you idiots! Watch it!"
Russ: "Come on! Focus! Why are you eating popperty-corn? Focus on the screen!"
Matt: Stand up and clap at the end. "Clap! Everybody clap!"
Russ: Yeah, I will do that.
Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...– Ray Bradbury (via scienceetfiction)
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