1. 07:28 29th Jul 2014

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    1. me: hello darkness my old friend
    2. darkness: do i know u
     
  2. 12:11 26th Jul 2014

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    Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

    7mins-in-heaven-w-dean:

    hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

    and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

    i’m fat.

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    i always have a double chin.

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    i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

    and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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    i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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    i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

    also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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    i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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    my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

    so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

    which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

    TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

    that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

    you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

    your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

    you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

    your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

    TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

    thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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    ❤️👍 YES

     
  3. 06:58 8th Jul 2014

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    whitepajamas:

    I swear the number of times Poirot solves a murder and then gets rid of the problem by encouraging the murderer to commit suicide. 

     
  4. 06:55

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  5. 09:54 6th Jul 2014

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    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    (Source: thedollypartonscrapbook)

     
  6. 03:18

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    mysticaltramping:

    Just handed in my resignation byyyyeeeeeee

    Oh my god what? I’ve only just seen this!!!!
     
  7. 03:12

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  8. 03:10

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    fuckyeahcycling:

Tour de France 2014
(via Twitter / riversideletour: Only in Yorkshire! …)
     
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    samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

    samlicker87:

    This is still my favorite comic ever

    (Source: humorstop)

     
  10. 03:06

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